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Hawkeye’s Arsenal
We all have our own version of porn.
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I love how he absolutely loves her right then.
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Jeremy “Sassy” Renner
This seems like an appropriate 8,000th post, no?
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Chris Evans and Stan Lee on the set of The Avengers
#this makes me really sad #because if you ignore the wiring and all the cameras and such #it looks like steve was just at that cafe #and he just happened to encounter one of his old friends from before #and at first he doesn’t recognize him because the man is short and wrinkled and old #but then he looks into his eyes #and they’re a little more worn and a little more sad #but he knows those eyes #and he remembers the laughter that used to play in those eyes #and when the man recognizes him #at first it’s awkward and uncomfortable #because how do you tell what would be an old friend that you’re just like you were when he last saw you #seventy years ago #but then he just gives you this small grin #and he’s got that same laughter in his eyes #and he says ‘long time no see huh rogers’ #and then for just a couple of minutes they’re laughing and talking as if nothing ever happened #as if seventy years hadn’t happened #and in the back of his head steve knows that it’s not the same and that it should be weird #but just for a few minutes#he lets himself forget #lets himself pretend #and just for a few minutes #the future isn’t so bad
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MOTHER FUCKING AVENGERS GAG REEL.
jesus mother
i love you people
IT’S HERE
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| Natasha: | He killed 80 people in two days. |
| Thor: | I stormed into Jottunheim intent on starting a war and killed dozens of frost giants in under an hour. |
| Bruce: | ....I'm pretty sure the other guy's killed over a hundred in less time... |
| Tony: | I created bombs designed to kill hundreds in seconds, and was proud of it. |
| Natasha: | *looks down* Admittedly, the red in my ledger is pretty horrible, too... |
| Steve: | ...well, this is awkward. |
AND OF COURSE
The single most memorable scene in The Avengers (IMO)..
The “one shot” scene with all of them whuppin’ ass.
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Day made.
This is unquestionably the most beautifully my favorite train station has ever been destroyed.
BESTEST FOREVER!
“Hulk fashion” a strip inspired by some crazy conversation in my LS. Thanks a lot to Astrosky and Lithuem.
I hope you like it!
D’aawwwwwww.
study group at the avengers midnight premiere?!!for some loser who came up most of this
- Troy and Abed decided they were gonna be awesome and somehow convinced everyone else to dress up too
- Annie got really into it with them and suited up as Hawkeye
- Jeff “Accidentally Handsome” Winger came as Tony Stark. What, he totally wears this, didn’t you see that movie?
- Britta britta’d it. I mean, her favorite superhero is X-Man.
- Shirley borrowed Hulk smash gloves from her boys!!
- Pierce just really liked the concept of Captain America (i’m so sorry steve)
- Same with Chang and Nick Fury (i’m so sorry sir)
- Who else, honestly
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| DC: | Joss Whedon, we cannot make your Wonder Woman movie because there’s too much ancient mythology, you set it in World War II, and you are just some TV guy. Also, you know, she's a chick. |
| ~~~ | |
| Marvel: | HEY EVERYBODY, WE’RE GOING TO MAKE A THOR MOVIE! AND THERE’S GOING TO BE FROST GIANTS AND SWORDS AND MAGIC AND A RAINBOW BRIDGE AND EVERYTHING! |
| Marvel: | AND WE’RE GOING TO MAKE A CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE! AND THERE’S GOING TO BE NAZIS AND NEWSREELS AND A WORLD’S FAIR AND OLD TIMEY CARS AND EVERYTHING! |
| Marvel: | AND WE’RE GOING TO MAKE AN AVENGERS MOVIE! HEY DO YOU WANT TO DIRECT THE AVENGERS, JOSS WHEDON?? |
| Joss Whedon: | Can I make Black Widow the most badass of the team and also add Maria Hill played by the actress I wanted to play Wonder Woman? |
| Marvel: | TOTES! |
| The Avengers: | *makes $1.5 billion* |
| ~~~ | |
| DC: | … So we’ll make Superman gritty like Batman. The kids like Batman, right? |
Here is the required post about the Avengers film, that Loki interrogation sequence, and themes of weakness, expectation, and vulnerability. When I say required, I mean that everybody else is. But I will soldier on bravely, just like every other person on the internet in love with their own opinion.
So, Natasha’s most constant recurring themes are themes of control. Comic books are vast and largely un-sum-up-able, but every character has central metaphors that shine through multiple arcs and adaptations, and I think questions of control, questions of agency, are a huge part of her equation. Duane Swierczynski is the current writer on Birds of Prey, but he also did a run on Black Widow, and this is something he had to say about it:
From the very beginning, she had no say in her own destiny, which is a very noir, very dark kind of outlook on life. And yet, she fought back from that and has now taken her own life in her own hands again. I guess I respond to those kinds of characters. Characters that seem screwed, who are also talented but are put in a difficult position and who fight their way out of it. That’s what appeals to me about her. Despite the convoluted, difficult life, she’s come out on top. And now her mission, the way I see it, is that she wants to free other people from being controlled and used. That’s her thing, I believe, and why she is equally super hero as she is a spy.Natasha is someone whose specific skillset was forced upon her, something beyond her immediate control, but it’s also the only means she has to take her own life back.
Awesome. I don’t agree with every assertion in there (well, I do, but with some caveats, particularly when it comes to the Hulk scene—which is no less troublesome for being unintentionally troublesome, as with most things in life), but I have a review floating around that’ll discuss my feelings on that eventually. Point is: yes. This.
Thanks to handful-ofdust for bringing it to my attention. Can’t believe I missed it before.