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therearecertainshadesoflimelight:
Men, are you worried for your own safety because misandry?
You need to accept that misandry happens in the real world and take some precautions.
Take a self defense class, they’re only a couple hundred dollars a month.
Don’t go out after dark unless you have a woman to chaperone you. Misandrists are less likely to attack if they see you are with another woman.
Don’t wear anything too douchey. If you’re wearing a fedora or a sexist t-shirt, etc. you’re pretty much asking to get attacked. Misandrists can’t control themselves when they see a man in a fedora, their instincts kick in and before they know it they have a dead male corpse in their hands. Just be a good boy and don’t tempt them, okay?
Don’t ever invite a woman into your home. Misandrists will interpret this as you consenting to physical violence.
Drinking increases your risk of being attacked by a misandrist. They target drunk men because their inhibitions are lowered.
Never leave your drink unattended. Misandrists are notorious for poisoning men at parties and bars.
If a misandrist does attack you, be quiet and just let her finish or you might anger her further and you are liable to get murdered instead of just mutilated. But also, be sure to put up a good fight because a lot of men say they don’t want to be attacked by misandrists but deep down, they really like it.
And remember, accusing a woman of abusive misandry is worse than being abused by a misandrist. So before you make accusations, make sure it wasn’t all just a silly misunderstanding.
I think I’ve reblogged this before but I don’t really care.
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Bandeiras das casas da cultura pop no estilo de Game of Thrones.
lol Not Lupus
Not Lupus is the sole reason I am reblogging this.
this would be pretty freakin’ epic, js.
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Lovers at the Castro
Street Fair, 1983
14 x 11”Photo by Rink Foto
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im not victim blaming, but guys shouldnt wear football jerseys out in public. someone could tackle them. its just common sense
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Ok so some of you know I’m the main mod person (actually temporarily the only) for Texts for Mutants. I’m also now in an X-men rp and made hawthornetaylor these for because she loves TFM and her character Pietro is awesome.
Just one of the many reasons to love Jess.
Dying. Because basically, yes. The only wonder is that Pietro has not already said all of these things to someone at some point. Or, for that matter, to her Victor.
Some choice lines so far:
CAN WE PLEASE JUST APPRECIATE THE PEN NAME??
WILLIAM CODPIECE THWAKERY
I REQUIRE THIS. NOW.
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We didn’t make it that way. It just is.
(Source: indigoisbetter, via missatralissa)
This is relevant to all of my interests.
For the rest (a bit NSFW) go here: http://www.retronaut.co/2011/06/typewriter-erotica-c-1920s/
Awesome.
Manic Street Preachers - “This Joke Sport Severed”
From Journal for Plague Lovers
The lyrics are taken from a folder of songs, haikus, collages and drawings Edwards gave to bassist/lyricist Nicky Wire a few weeks before he disappeared.[6] Edwards also gave photocopies of the folder to singer/guitarist James Dean Bradfield and drummer Sean Moore. The band have described the Rymans folder as having a picture of Bugs Bunny drawn on the front emblazoned with the word ‘OPULENCE’.



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